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				Do The Shockalayley! The Greatest Misheard Lyrics Of All Time
			
			
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			It’s happened to everyone at one time or another. You hear a great
rock song on the radio, get it stuck in your head and sing it
repeatedly and jubilantly at the top of your lungs, only to be told
that you’ve completely misheard the song and have majorly cocked up
the lyrics. To be fair, it’s an easy mistake to make. Rock and roll
singers might be right on the money when it comes to passionate
delivery, but diction isn’t often their strong point. In between the
slurring, the growling and the warbling, it’s not uncommon to mistake
some of the artist’s sentiments by the time that the words have hit
the listener’s eardrums. Fortunately, KissThisGuy: The Archive For
Misheard Lyrics has dedicated what must have been an obscene amount of
time to archiving pretty much every song misinterpretation to have
occurred throughout mankind’s recent history. Ultimate-Guitar is
examining their favourites.		
						




		The Song: You Shook Me All Night Long
The Band: AC/DC
The Original Lyric: She was a fast machine
The Misheard Lyric: She wants a fax machine		
				It’s only one line, but moving AC/DC’s classic single about randy
lovin’ into an office environment makes all the difference. It’s hard
enough to imagine the Aussie rock quintet suiting up for a day of
white collar, nine-to-five grind. The fact that they might be shacking
up with the kind of girl who insists on getting a fax machine for her
birthday is frankly absurd.		
				The Song: Enter Sandman
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons
fire ... and of things that will bite-yeah!
The Misheard Lyric: Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons
fire... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah!		
				Uh... wow. So James Hetfield is one of the most notorious slurrers
in all of Metal-dom, but “baked apple pie”... really? Metallica’s 1991
crossover hit about recurring nightmares is transformed into an
altogether more wholesome affair. It’s completely ridiculous, yes, but
any mom ‘n’ pop bakery stores out there looking to rebrand themselves
with an edge might consider adopting it as an advertising slogan.		
				The Song: Dude Looks Like A Lady
The Band: Aerosmith
The Original Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard Lyric(s): Do the Shockalayley, Do me like a lady, Dude is
gettin' laid, yeah!, Do the dragon lady		
				Ok, on the surface, this one seems understandable. But for “do the
shockalayley” (just what the heck a “shockalayley” might be remains a
complete mystery...) all of these misinterpretations are characterised
by the boisterous libido referencing antics that are so common in the
Aerosmith back catalogue. The problem here is that the chorus lyric of
“Dude Looks Like A Lady” is, in fact, the title of the song! It’s
baffling that anyone could have gotten it even slightly wrong, let
alone so drastically.		
				The Song: Night Train
The Band: Guns N’ Roses
The Original Lyric: Got a rattlesnake suitcase under my arm
The Misheard Lyric: Got a rattlesnake soufflé under my arm		
				Guns N’ Roses seem to be one of the richest mines of misheard
lyric hilarity in the whole of the KissThisGuy archive. Apparently
Axl’s high pitched histrionics have some kind of disorienting effect
on people... “She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they've got a
brain” (from Sweet Child O’ Mine) was also a contender for best GN’R
misinterpretation, but the idea of Slash and Duff creating what can
only be described as the strangest instance of fusion cuisine ever
suggested is the overall winner.		
				The Song: Can I Play With Madness
The Band: Iron Maiden
The Original Lyric: Can I play with madness?
The Misheard Lyric: Can I play with magnets?		
				Iron Maiden front man Bruce Dickinson is a man of many talents.
He’s a pilot, an author, a historian and an Olympic class fencer. He
is not, however, an avid fan of physics... This misinterpreted lyric
takes the Maiden epic of prophecy and mysticism out of the realms of
the supernatural and into a high-school science class. As with
Aerosmith, the fact that it’s not just the lyric but the title of the
song that’s been misheard here raises a couple of questions...		
				The Song: Deuce
The Band: Kiss
The Original Lyric: Honey, don't push your man beyond his years!
The Misheard Lyric: Honey, don't wash your man behind his ears!		
				It’s one thing when fans of a band mishear their lyrics. When the
Japanese branch of their record company does it, however, that’s a
different story. This is part of the translation from the verse of
Kiss’s 1974 classic Deuce that appeared in the record sleeve to the
band’s self titled debut album in the far-east. The implications are
quite startling: for thirty six years, legions of the Gene and co.’s
Japanese admirers have been singing about the perils of co-ed facial
cleansing.		
				The Song: Crazy Train
The Band: Ozzy Osbourne
The Original Lyric: I know that things are going wrong for me
The Misheard Lyric: I know that pizza goes with broccoli		
				With the number of these that are food related, you’ve got to
wonder if it’s distraction due to hunger that causes people to get
these lyrics so wrong. This particular interpretation sees former
Black Sabbath front man Ozzy Osbourne putting tree shaped greens on
his Pizza. While the Ozzman might have been notorious in the past for
his share of drug and alcohol abuses, you’ve got to wonder how drunk
he’d have to be before thinking that those two foods might in some way
enhance one another...		
				The Song: Freewill
The Band: Rush
The Original Lyric: I will choose a path that’s clear
The Misheard Lyric: I will choose a bathosphere		
				Rush drummer Neil Peart is one of the most underrated rock
lyricists of all time. Unfortunately, misheard lines such as these
won’t be bolstering his reputation anytime soon. The defiant
individualism of the band’s 1980 track has been displaced by one of
the strangest words that has ever found its way into the human
lexicon. Apparently, a “bathosphere” is a type of deep sea diving
vessel. Perhaps it could be the setting for the next Rush concept
album...		
				For more misheard lyrics, check out www.kissthisguy.com.		
			
				
			
				
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				Hippykiller
		
		:Band: Blind Melon
Song: 2x4
Actual Lyric: Talkin' to myself more, talkin' to my self more.
Misinterpretation: Talk into my cell phone, talk into my cell phone.
This is an actual misinterpretation not just some guy who decided to
fit whatever words he could into popular songs.POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
09:27 am / quote |

		
		

				TheBadPlace
		
		:I've never met anybody who actually heard any of these. Now, "Every
Breath You Take" and "Blinded by the Light" have some awesome
mishear-able lyrics.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 09:36 am / quote |

		
		

				xiempie
		
		:I misheard the Killers lyrics 'and my affection, well it comes and
goes' I thought it was 'and my erection, well it comes and goes'
POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:23 am / quote |

		
		

				superunknown4
		
		:I lol'd hard at Enter Sandman.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:23 am / quote
|

		
		

				josh999x
		
		:The only one i'v misheard is the rush one. POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
10:25 am / quote |

		
		

				jimmyled
		
		:Actually, I love Broccoli pizza. It's really one of my
favourites.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:26 am / quote |

		
		

				hudsonstradlin
		
		:"baked apple pie" made me burst into hysterics like a banshee. my
sister misheard the lyrics for "Bulls On Parade" by RATM. The lyric
"rally 'round the family, with a pocket full of shells," she heard as
"rally 'round the family, with a pocketful of shoes." I now can't hear
it any other way.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:27 am / quote |

		
		

				District
		
		:Nightwish's Fishmaster, anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:29
am / quote |

		
		

				-shaikh-
		
		:This is all a joke.
If these were true, the misinterpreted people deserve to be shot.
POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:29 am / quote |

		
		

				threedaysgrace9
		
		:Nine Inch Nails:
Song: Letting You
Original lyric: The sky is painted black.
Misheard lyric: This guy is painted black.

Too easy of an article UG. And trying way too hard to be funny, and
not too successful.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:31 am / quote |

		
		

				guitarxo
		
		:I love that site.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:33 am / quote |

		
		

				MaddMann274
		
		:Band: Metallica
Song: No Leaf Clover
Actual Lyric: Just a freight train coming your way....
Misinterpretation: Just a french man coming your way... 

O_OPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:37 am / quote |

		
		

				Buster 32
		
		:Other good GNR one is: 
The Song: Night Train
The Original Lyric: I'm on the nightrain, I love that stuff, I'm on
the nightrain, I can never get enough
The Misheard Lyric: I want an ice cream, I love that stuff, I want an
ice cream, I can never get enough!
POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:38 am / quote |

		
		

				darkwolf291
		
		:What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guyPOSTED: 12/08/2010 -
10:42 am / quote |

		
		

				sherry07
		
		:gimme gimme gimme FRIED CHICKEN!!!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:51 am /
quote |

		
		

				GuitarBassVoice
		
		:The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme DabajabazaPOSTED:
12/08/2010 - 10:55 am / quote |

		
		

				magnum1117
		
		:darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

This one is the best.HAHAHAHAPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:00 am / quote |

		
		

				VolumeControl
		
		:these might be the worst "misinterpretations" I have ever
seen...how are these your favorite UG...how?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:03
am / quote |

		
		

				Karleth666
		
		:If you listen to 'Can I Play With Madness' on Maiden's Death on the
Road DVD, it sounds like they say 'Can I Play With Agnes' HAHAPOSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:07 am / quote |

		
		

				Bluesmetalguy
		
		:the shockalalyley is the only one i heard
however can i play with magnets makes sensePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:08
am / quote |

		
		

				Chozodragon
		
		:darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

Well Jimi used to say this on stage pointing to his bass player. It's
not really a misheard, at least not for some live versions.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:08 am / quote |

		
		

				rahabaha
		
		:This seems like a pointless thing to have as news.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:09 am / quote |

		
		

				Teen Spirit
		
		:My favorite is probably this one...

Song: Black Rain
Artist: Soundgarden
Actual lyric: "Bloodlets running from a big day..."
Misheard lyric: "Blond bitch running from a black guy..."

Found that on the 'net somewhere, thought I'd share. 

Furthermore, there's Pearl Jam's famous one...

Song: Yellow Ledbetter
Artist: Pearl Jam
Actual Lyric: "But they don't wave..."
Misheard Lyric: "Potato wave..." POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:10 am / quote
|

		
		

				kuki_anarPINEL
		
		:For Whom The Bell Tolls
(For Uno Momento)POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:22 am / quote |

		
		

				slashjager
		
		:Dude you got the "dude looks like a lady" lyrics wrong
its: "What a funky lady" "she likes it, likes it, like that" "oh he
was a lady" man you messed up the this song big time! Dude trust me i
know my aerosmith! an that is WRONG!!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:25 am /
quote |

		
		

				007dude
		
		:What?! No mention of CCR? Oh yeah everyone here is a metalhead...

The Song: Bad Moon Rising
The Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Original Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise...
The Misheard Lyric: There's a bathroom on the right...POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:29 am / quote |

		
		

				geetardude
		
		:The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza

I've always wondered what the actual lyrics were, could never figure
it out!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:29 am / quote |

		
		

				Jowls
		
		:I know someone who thought the lyrics to the 'Can i play with
madness' were in fact 'Can i rape this mattress?' xDPOSTED: 12/08/2010
- 11:31 am / quote |

		
		

				007dude
		
		:Oh yeah, one more, famously misheard by Bob Dylan:

The Song: I Want to Hold Your Hand
The Band: The Beatles
The Original Lyric: I can't hide...
The Misheard Lyric: I get high...POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:32 am / quote
|

		
		

				Buck Futter
		
		:Another No Leaf Clover one, where James sings "and it comes to be,
yeah", I always hear it as "I'm constipated".POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
11:35 am / quote |

		
		

				AxemanRob
		
		:Song: I wish I was a punk rocker
Artist: Sandi Thom
Actual lyric: I wish I was apunk rocker
Misheard lyric: I wish I was a prawn crackerPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:35
am / quote |

		
		

				JohnVanOevelen
		
		:Pulling harder on the strings of marter
Trivium
The whole effing song :pPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:42 am / quote |

		
		

				Smillzer
		
		:'Scuse me while I kiss this guy - Ozzy on Hendrix.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:42 am / quote |

		
		

				xHellbound
		
		:Song: Black Magic Woman
Artist: Santana
Actual lyric: But she's a Black Magic Woman and she's trying to make a
devil out of me.
Misheard lyric: But she's a Black Magic Woman and she's trying to take
a pebble out of me.

This one is classic.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:51 am / quote |

		
		

				DeadestMoon
		
		:Hahaha, I have never misheard these lyrics.  Whoever screwed up
these lyrics really needs to get new ears or something that is just
hilarious.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:53 am / quote |

		
		

				Zeppelin Addict
		
		:manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 11:55 am / quote |

		
		

				Goose Catcher
		
		:Renegades of Funk - Rage Against the Machine
when they say "we're the regengades of funk" it sounds like "when a
redneck needs a f**k"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:00 pm / quote |

		
		

				Mephysteaux
		
		:One I've heard a lot of people mishear:
Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Artist: AC/DC
Actual lyrics: Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Misheard: Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

And the best one I've misheard
Song: Shackler's Revenge
Artist: Guns n Roses
Actual: I don't believe in the reaper
Misheard: I don't believe in the riverPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:01 pm /
quote |

		
		

				metallica144
		
		:song: what i've done
artist: linkin park
actual lyric: in this farewell, there's no blood, there's no alibi
misheard lyric: in this farewell, there's no blood, there's no apple
piePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:02 pm / quote |

		
		

				ratm_fan_06
		
		:I can't understand any of Eddie Vedder's lyrics. 

Nirvana
"Smells like teen spirit"
Actual- "She's over-bored and self-assured"
Misheard- "She soiled the wall and self-assured"POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
12:14 pm / quote |

		
		

				Firebreather01
		
		:Song: Time Is Running Out
Band: Muse
Actual lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation.
Misheard lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, since ovulation.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 12:17 pm / quote |

		
		

				Good_Lord
		
		:Nightwish
Wishmaster

The whole song can be misheard : check it out on youtube !POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 12:20 pm / quote |

		
		

				Jesus_Dean
		
		:Manfred Mann and Jimi are the two I always wondered about most, but
half the lyrics on the first 6 Van Halen records confused me as well.
I read somewhere recently that DLR actually fücked up the lyrics to
"Everybody Wants Some" while recording in the studio, but it sounded
cool enough to be left on the record. I don't wanna know how often I
was trying to decipher his lyrics where they had no meaning. LOL
POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:22 pm / quote |

		
		

				Gyoung1991
		
		:FEAR OF THE DUCKPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:22 pm / quote |

		
		

				daheck1210
		
		:Born of Osiris
"The Takeover"
Actual- Live with your falsehoods!
Misheard- Lower your fog lights!

It actually sounds like that if you hear the real song. I have the
whole song misheard if you search The Takeover Interpretation on
Youtube. Sorry for the self-promotion (:POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:24 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				Oddsbodkins
		
		:Wintersun anyone?
"Creating universes, with our ballllls!"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:24 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				Gyoung1991
		
		:The Song: Frantic
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
The Misheard Lyric: TABLE TABLE DICK TIT

The Song: The Best of you
The Band: The Foo fighters
The Original Lyric: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE
BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST 
The Misheard Lyric: THE BREAST THE TEST THE BASS LOOK FAST DAT ASS THE
VEST THE CREST     BASKET BASKET BASKET BASKETPOSTED: 12/08/2010 -
12:27 pm / quote |

		
		

				Higgzy
		
		:Terrible. All very cringe-worthy.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:32 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Black Ox
		
		:this list is pretty ridiculous. Is anyone really guilty of any of
these?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:37 pm / quote |

		
		

				nervosuu
		
		:The Song: Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me
The Band: Elton John
The Original Lyric: Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me
The Misheard Lyric: Don't Let Your Son Go Down On MePOSTED: 12/08/2010
- 12:40 pm / quote |

		
		

				RATMRUSH
		
		:darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

I thought it was that until I actually checked the lyrics!POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 12:42 pm / quote |

		
		

				WeinerJohnson
		
		:Surprised nothing from "Smells like Teen Spirit" is here.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 12:48 pm / quote |

		
		

				Tarsplitter
		
		:Black Ox wrote:

this list is pretty ridiculous. Is anyone really guilty of any of
these?Well, I know that the Dude (Looks Like a Lady) one is rather
common.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:48 pm / quote |

		
		

				sickstring11
		
		:Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'
I always used to say "wrapped up like a douche."POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
12:50 pm / quote |

		
		

				toohightodie
		
		:3 I've been drinking and made up and laughed about"

The Song: 2 Tickets to Paradise"
Original  Lyric: "I've got, two tickets to Paradise"
Misheard to me as : "I've got, two chickens to paralyze..."

When I was a kid, and first heard Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe", I was
hearing "Pedro"...

And.. Since I REALLY hate Aerosmith, I've always made fun of Steven
Tyler's lyric; "Dude looks like a lady"  and said "Do me oh so gayly"

I drink too much 

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 12:53 pm / quote |

		
		

				pineaple expres
		
		:does anybody understand wat ozzy says half the time anyway?POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 12:56 pm / quote |

		
		

				IbeMetal311
		
		:The Song: Skin O' My Teeth
The Band: Megadeth
The Original Lyric: I had wrists donning slits
The Misheard Lyric: I have breasts and mini-skirtsPOSTED: 12/08/2010 -
12:58 pm / quote |

		
		

				tacobellman2007
		
		:Blinded by the Light.
Lyrics: And little Early-Burly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me
if I needed a ride
Misheard lyrics (at least for me): And little early-wurly gave my anus
curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
And don't forget the Secret Asian Man!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:02 pm /
quote |

		
		

				thedieharder
		
		:The chorus of "Crawl Through Knives" by In Flames starts and ends
with the phrase "it's in my hands", which is clear the first time when
it's sung, but the second time sounds like a guy screaming in ruptured
agony "IT'S IN MY AAAAASSSSS!!"

Still my favorite IF song, but it's much harder to take seriously
now.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:17 pm / quote |

		
		

				wicked_hobbit
		
		:GuitarBassVoice wrote:

The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza

Oh man, that cracked me up. Reminded me when I first heard it "What
did he say?"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:20 pm / quote |

		
		

				Colter
		
		:wrapped up like a deuche in the nightPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:20 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				Petruccishreds!
		
		:Can i play with matches!!! POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:27 pm / quote |

		
		

				MotörHeadFan22
		
		:>Can I play with magnets?
Sure but can you tell me how they work?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:30 pm /
quote |

		
		

				gabcd86
		
		:I'm assuming these are made up. I mean, what? 

There are far more difficult lyrics in Nightrain, for one - "Take your
credit card to the liquor store" sounds like "wedding car", which is
almost cooler.

Daft article.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				SmittyMan90
		
		:Hahahaha ok this is just strange but i have to agree some of these
are hard to decipher. POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				jwizzle5786
		
		:What about Jeremy's smoking grass today?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:33
pm / quote |

		
		

				Alcookie1992
		
		:Pantera
Becoming
Original: Becoming god sized
Misheard: Becoming C*nt sizedPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 01:50 pm / quote |

		
		

				Brian Sastre
		
		:sickstring11 wrote:

Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'

I always used to say "wrapped up like a douche."

I always thought it said, "wrapped up like a douche, another boner in
the night." Does not sound like runner what so ever.POSTED: 12/08/2010
- 01:59 pm / quote |

		
		

				Daysleeper_05
		
		:How about Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner"? I don't know very many
that haven't.
Original: Big old Jet Airliner
Misheard: Me go down in a lineup, or Big old Chad had a light
upPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:02 pm / quote |

		
		

				ParasiticTwins
		
		:I always thought 'Highway To Hell' started 'she's a n*gger on a one
way ride' :/POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:08 pm / quote |

		
		

				lunchboxturtle
		
		:xiempie wrote:

I misheard the Killers lyrics 'and my affection, well it comes and
goes' I thought it was 'and my erection, well it comes and goes' 

Me too!

And whether you give a **** about them or not, you can't ignore the
misheard lyrics for "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam.

"...Anna Nicole's momma said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down
again..."POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:11 pm / quote |

		
		

				lunchboxturtle
		
		:Daysleeper_05 wrote:

How about Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner"? I don't know very many that
haven't.
Original: Big old Jet Airliner
Misheard: Me go down in a lineup, or Big old Chad had a light up

Or "We don't jam with a light on"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:12 pm / quote
|

		
		

				crackhutch
		
		:The Song: Replay
The Band: Sean Kingston
The Original Lyric: Na, na, na, na everyday
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
The Misheard Lyric: Na, na, na, na everyday
It's like my eyeballs stuck on replay


Even though I've heard the song (Hate it btw...) and I know what it
actually says...I still hear eyeballs.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:14 pm /
quote |

		
		

				lunchboxturtle
		
		:Firebreather01 wrote:

Song: Time Is Running Out
Band: Muse
Actual lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation.
Misheard lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, since ovulation.

WeinerJohnson wrote:

Surprised nothing from "Smells like Teen Spirit" is here.

Yes.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:15 pm / quote |

		
		

				lunchboxturtle
		
		:Gorillaz:
"don't stop, get it, get it. Meat pie you can let's hit it, watch
julia gravitate a-ha-ha-ha-ha"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:19 pm / quote |

		
		

				igordubai
		
		:in brazil people who dont know english properly make the most
messed up things ever, shame i cant remember any :/POSTED: 12/08/2010
- 02:21 pm / quote |

		
		

				Abacus11
		
		:This is one of the worst articles I've read here in a long time.
There are so many better and better known misheard lyrics. Did this
writer just try to think of these?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:23 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Jc447
		
		:Sorry but you'd have to be an absolute retard to miss-hear these.
This article is a bit shit :/POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:28 pm / quote |

		
		

				rain-man
		
		:Why worry about if people actually heard these? I lol'ed when I
read it.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				MajorIron
		
		:007dude wrote:

Oh yeah, one more, famously misheard by Bob Dylan:

The Song: I Want to Hold Your Hand
The Band: The Beatles
The Original Lyric: I can't hide...
The Misheard Lyric: I get high...

In that song, I hear both versions. Kinda wierd.POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
02:36 pm / quote |

		
		

				barden1069
		
		:geetardude wrote:

The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza

I've always wondered what the actual lyrics were, could never figure
it out!
Lol this is the one I always think of.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:47 pm /
quote |

		
		

				shreducator
		
		:sickstring11 wrote:

Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'
I always used to say "wrapped up like a douche."

+1 I always thought the same thing, why the hell isn't it on
here?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:49 pm / quote |

		
		

				D'sa
		
		:Boat! Rudder! strange! Mountain!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:50 pm /
quote |

		
		

				MyUserName777
		
		:Agreed that Blinded by the Light is the epitome of misheard lyrics.
Enter Sandman is the only lyric screw up I recognizePOSTED: 12/08/2010
- 02:53 pm / quote |

		
		

				guitbox64
		
		:Its sad when people mishear lyrics that are in the song
titlePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 02:59 pm / quote |

		
		

				Shaggy92
		
		:Really? I have can say that I have never miss heard any of those
lyricsPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:04 pm / quote |

		
		

				captainrabies
		
		:here what about all the lyrics from smells like teen spirit....that
song is impossible to interprate lolPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:15 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Rocker_94
		
		:I've never heard of anyone hearing these lyrics like this. POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 03:15 pm / quote |

		
		

				justinbob33
		
		:The Song: All Downhill From Here
The Band: New Found Glory
Original Lyrics: "Figured you were acting out your part."
Misheard Lyrics: "Pikachu erected out your butt."POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
03:21 pm / quote |

		
		

				ToolCreedence
		
		:007dude wrote:

What?! No mention of CCR? Oh yeah everyone here is a metalhead...

The Song: Bad Moon Rising
The Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Original Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise...
The Misheard Lyric: There's a bathroom on the right...

J Foge sings this line and points to his right in concert. Also:

Song: Lookin Out My Backdoor
Band: CCR
Original Lyric: Tambourines and Elephants...
Misheard Lyric: Tangerines and Elvis

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:22 pm / quote |

		
		

				LoudestCannon
		
		:The Song: Enter Sandman
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons
fire ... and of things that will bite-yeah!
The Misheard Lyric: Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons
fire... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah! 
I haven't heard this song in 7 or 8 years, but I know for a fact he
sings "dreams of liars".POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:29 pm / quote |

		
		

				FrauVfromPoB
		
		:I heard those aforementioned RATM lyrics as "Ron ain't got no
family, with a pocket full of shells".POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:32 pm /
quote |

		
		

				ToolCreedence
		
		:Song: Dirty Deeds
Band: AC/DC
Original Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Misheard Lyric: Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Jeep

AND

Song: Under the Bridge
Band: RHCP
Original Lyric: Under the Bridge downtown...
Misheard Line: Going to Wichita...

I heard a girl say both of these.

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				kinslayerSOA
		
		:Song: Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr
Band: Trivium
Original: Pull. Harder. Strings. Martyr
Misheard: Boat. Rudder. Strange. MountainPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:39 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				krypticguitar87
		
		:slashjager wrote:

Dude you got the "dude looks like a lady" lyrics wrong
its: "What a funky lady" "she likes it, likes it, like that" "oh he
was a lady" man you messed up the this song big time! Dude trust me i
know my aerosmith! an that is WRONG!!

they do say dude looks like a lady and the article just listed several
things that people often think are sang instead.... you may know
aerosmith, but apparently you don't know what a list is...POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 03:49 pm / quote |

		
		

				lead_zeppelin
		
		:Gyoung1991 wrote:

FEAR OF THE DUCK

xD My favouritePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:52 pm / quote |

		
		

				schirripar
		
		:I'm so glad this makes UG headlines instead of the 30th anniversary
of John Lennon's deathPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:57 pm / quote |

		
		

				angusisking
		
		:Song:Safe in New York City 
Band:AC/DC
Original Lyricon't you fret boy, she's ready to buck
Misheard Lyricon't you fret boy, she's ready to Fuck.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 03:59 pm / quote |

		
		

				angusisking
		
		:haha, should have put a space between that! "Don't you fret boy,
she's ready to buck"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 03:59 pm / quote |

		
		

				dethskar0
		
		:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaCOxL3U64A

This is better than all of them.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:00 pm / quote
|

		
		

				Scarf'd Up
		
		:Song: Sequoia Throne
Band: Protest the Hero
Original Lyrics: Like our movies imply!
Misheard Lyrics: I like boobies and pie!

Made my friends and I laugh so much.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:08 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Kilimacory
		
		:GuitarBassVoice wrote:

The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza

lawlPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:24 pm / quote |

		
		

				IRONMAIDENTLICA
		
		:For the longest time my friend thought "Sad but True" was actually
James yelling "SAND PATROLLLL" and he assumed the song was about life
guards.  Im not lying, I swear to god he actually thought that.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 04:26 pm / quote |

		
		

				Gyoung1991
		
		:xiempie wrote:

Gyoung1991 wrote:

The Song: Frantic
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
The Misheard Lyric: TABLE TABLE DICK TIT

wat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4GuKHoxe pg POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:26
pm / quote |

		
		

				fede01_4
		
		:schirripar wrote:

I'm so glad this makes UG headlines instead of the 30th anniversary of
John Lennon's death

+1POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:27 pm / quote |

		
		

				blouchj
		
		:thedieharder :
The chorus of "Crawl Through Knives" by In Flames starts and ends with
the phrase "it's in my hands", which is clear the first time when it's
sung, but the second time sounds like a guy screaming in ruptured
agony "IT'S IN MY AAAAASSSSS!!"

Still my favorite IF song, but it's much harder to take seriously
now.

dude i love that song and now im only ever going to hear this when i
listen to it lol. and for those of you who are wondering about purple
haze, the site is based on the "kiss this guy" misheard lyric, so
thats probably why they didnt include itPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:28 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				pwrmax
		
		:I know that pizza goes with broccoli

LOLPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:34 pm / quote |

		
		

				Shadow-Michel
		
		:When I first listened to Metallica's "Die, Die, My Darling" I heard
"Don't cry tomatoes baby" instead of "Don't cry to me oh baby".POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 04:36 pm / quote |

		
		

				Foxy Roxy
		
		:The Song: The Final Episode
The Band: Asking Alexandria
The Original Lyric: I wear them proudly
The Misheard Lyric: I want a brownie

LegitPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:36 pm / quote |

		
		

				Shadow-Michel
		
		:Or with DragonForce's Strike Of The Ninja:

Original: My eyes open wide!
Misheard: My ass open wide!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:38 pm / quote |

		
		

				12jfrey
		
		:LoudestCannon wrote:

The Song: Enter Sandman
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons
fire ... and of things that will bite-yeah!
The Misheard Lyric: Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons
fire... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah!

I haven't heard this song in 7 or 8 years, but I know for a fact he
sings "dreams of liars".
YES LOL!!!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:41 pm / quote |

		
		

				hildesaw
		
		:Meshuggah: I LIKE JOOOSE!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:47 pm / quote |

		
		

				rechris06
		
		:darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

I always thought it was kiss this guy for the longest time lolPOSTED:
12/08/2010 - 04:48 pm / quote |

		
		

				rechris06
		
		:shreducator wrote:

sickstring11 wrote:

Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'
I always used to say "wrapped up like a douche."

+1 I always thought the same thing, why the hell isn't it on here?

+1 I always thought "wrapped up like a douche" too lolzPOSTED:
12/08/2010 - 04:51 pm / quote |

		
		

				rechris06
		
		:lunchboxturtle wrote:

Firebreather01 wrote:

Song: Time Is Running Out
Band: Muse
Actual lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation.
Misheard lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, since ovulation.

WeinerJohnson wrote:

Surprised nothing from "Smells like Teen Spirit" is here.

Yes.

+1 Every single word in the song can be easily misheard.  POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 04:53 pm / quote |

		
		

				hildesaw
		
		:ToolCreedence wrote:

Song: Under the Bridge
Band: RHCP
Original Lyric: Under the Bridge downtown...
Misheard Line: Going to Wichita...

I heard a girl say both of these.



Song: My Wicked Heart
Band: Diana Vickers
Original Lyric: Oh my wicked heart...
Misheard Line: Under the Bridge downtown...

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:53 pm / quote |

		
		

				rechris06
		
		:Goose Catcher wrote:

Renegades of Funk - Rage Against the Machine
when they say "we're the regengades of funk" it sounds like "when a
redneck needs a f**k"

+1
and one from dirty deeds..

Original "Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheep."
Misheard "Dirty deeds, done with sheep."POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:57 pm
/ quote |

		
		

				rechris06
		
		:cheap*POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 04:57 pm / quote |

		
		

				Distortionx100
		
		:stupid no body woulkd think metallica would say anything about
baked apple pie? dumb articlePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:03 pm / quote |

		
		

				Shread_6009
		
		:PEARL JAM.  YELLOW LED BETTER.

listen to it, then understandPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:04 pm / quote |

		
		

				flaminphoenix
		
		:The article itself isn't funny at all, but some of the misheard
lyrics posted as comments are funny as hell! 
DABAJABAZA...!! POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:06 pm / quote |

		
		

				BlackDeath92
		
		:DUH! Of course pizza goes with broccoli! POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:07
pm / quote |

		
		

				Robin Graves
		
		:i heard "i'm a pool hall ace" in every breathe you take.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 05:08 pm / quote |

		
		

				Robin Graves
		
		:i also heard " in your alabama wedding world" in "mother", by
danzig.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:11 pm / quote |

		
		

				THEdevilYOUknow
		
		:The ultimate one?
Stairway To Heaven backwards.
Actual lyrics: *random stuttering*
Misheard Lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNqeDr5mlQ&feature=relatedPOSTED:
12/08/2010 - 05:13 pm / quote |

		
		

				Skullivan
		
		:I think most of these were made up. Well at least I didn't hear
them like that. One I immediately thought of was in Highway to Hell.
Right Lyrics: Season ticket on a one-way ride.
Misheard Lyrics: She's a n*gger on a one-way ride. POSTED: 12/08/2010
- 05:18 pm / quote |

		
		

				jhart08
		
		:[quote]THEdevilYOUknow wrote:

The ultimate one?
Stairway To Heaven backwards.
Actual lyrics: *random stuttering*
Misheard Lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNqeDr5mlQ&feature=related[/ quote]
haha...took  the words right out of my mouthPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:18
pm / quote |

		
		

				priestfan76
		
		:Nirvana
Actual lyrics: incoherent babbling about crackers and licking open
sores
Misheard lyrics: more coherent babbling about satan and licking
*****sPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:26 pm / quote |

		
		

				zombieslayer
		
		:Asking Alexandria
Real lyric: I wear them proudly!!
Misheard: I want a browniiiee!!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				Slap-happy
		
		:Eddie Vedder mentions on stage (at Madison Square Garden, I think)
that Mike McCready admitted that he thought KISS were singing "I want
to rock and roll all night a part of every day..>"POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
05:34 pm / quote |

		
		

				Firebreather01
		
		:jwizzle5786 wrote:

What about Jeremy's smoking grass today?

THIS! hahaha I actually sang that actual line once when my band
covered that song just for lulzPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:38 pm / quote |

		
		

				moses132049
		
		:what about dream theater? lmao POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:40 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Needlenick
		
		:August Burns Red
Composure
Actual Lyrics: More and more, your demeanor looks like quicksand
Misheard Lyrics(My Own): More and more, your wiener looks like
quicksandPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 05:52 pm / quote |

		
		

				M3talHead
		
		:Head Automatica
Actual Lyric: Beating hearts baby (the background vocals)
Misheard Lyric: Bleeding ass babyPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 06:22 pm / quote
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				pazma
		
		:pantera: back in the core back in  the core
beavis and butthead: washing the dog washing the dog
(by demon be driven)POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 06:24 pm / quote |

		
		

				slaveskinJACKET
		
		:rechris06 wrote:

shreducator wrote:

sickstring11 wrote:

Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'
I always used to say "wrapped up like a douche."

+1 I always thought the same thing, why the hell isn't it on here?

+1 I always thought "wrapped up like a douche" too lolz
I'm pretty sure Manfred Mann says "douche" because that's really what
it sounds like, and I've heard Bruce Springsteen (writer of the song)
question the lyrical change as to what the hell it's supposed to mean
when you change "deuce" to "douche" -- deuce referring to a
roadster/coupe, douche referring to a feminine hygiene product.

Here's an actual misheard lyric by someone I know.
Artist: Pearl Jam
Song: Jeremy
Actual lyric: "Jeremy spoke in class today"
Misheard lyric: "Jeremy's smokin' grass today"

It's difficult to decipher anything Eddie Vedder sings.POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 06:26 pm / quote |

		
		

				pazma
		
		:ozzy: i tell you to enjoy life/ i wish i could but its too late
PMRC or some other f*cks:i tell you to end your life/ i wish i could
but its to late

(and if you dont know which song is it than what the hell are you
doing here???)POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 06:27 pm / quote |

		
		

				pazma
		
		:hetfield: open mind for a different view
hetfield during a soundcheck: open legs for a different view

(...and nothing else mattehersaaaa!)POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 06:31 pm /
quote |

		
		

				GaryS
		
		:Mars Volta - Conjugal Burns

Original lyric: I got a pain inside that'll rip through the very
fabric of time
Misheard lyric: I got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of
time

Listen to the song, it's uncanny!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 06:34 pm / quote
|

		
		

				SEbI666
		
		:Cmon the given ones are boring..
never herad of the fishmaster? from nightwish? that was gut. or the
liberate myy bananas one of slipknots liberate....POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
06:55 pm / quote |

		
		

				thedekker
		
		:My favorite was a drunk guy singing Deep Purple's "Smoke on the
water"..

"Slow motion walker, fire engine guy!"

He was totally serious. It was awesomePOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:00 pm /
quote |

		
		

				shred_wizzard
		
		:my mother in law misheard "dude looks like a lady
"do me like a lady"

she also mishear "come on baby light my fire" as "camel with its pants
on fire"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:03 pm / quote |

		
		

				 Pan-Tallica   m  
		
		:Checked!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:04 pm / quote |

		
		

				WhiteStripesIII
		
		:One of my sisters friends misheard "I Predict A Riot" as "I'm A
Little Rabbit"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:13 pm / quote |

		
		

				dweb23
		
		:Oh my god!!!!! Yellow ledbetter anyone? Wasn't even
mentioned!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:16 pm / quote |

		
		

				zach in black
		
		:I have never misheard any of these. my mother in law misheard "dude
looks like a lady
"do me like a lady"
My mom thought it said "do the naked lady" That was an awkward
conversation to have on your way to school.
I thought in the Eagles song Take it to the limit "can't find it
anywher" was "can't find my underwear" POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:27 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Swannie
		
		:i always thought in Night Ranger's "dont tell me you love me", the
line "i got a pistol for action" was "i got a pick-up erection"POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 07:37 pm / quote |

		
		

				mechanicaldoom9
		
		:The Song: Dope Hat
The Band: Marilyn Manson
The Original Lyric: The children love the show
The Misheard Lyric: The children love the choadsPOSTED: 12/08/2010 -
07:41 pm / quote |

		
		

				BrokenBricks
		
		:blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, into the rotor of
the night?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:47 pm / quote |

		
		

				doive
		
		:For a while i genuinely thought metallica - fuel, was an
educational song for primary school kids

"Fuel, Fuel it burns, Fuel is burnt in engines, and we calll it
gasoline"

after this who can blame me
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060302105451/uncyclo
pedia/images/0/08/Metallimath.jpg POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:53 pm /
quote |

		
		

				upbeat_x_tech
		
		:The Song: Welcome Home
The Band: Coheed and Cambria
The Original Lyric: Like a ***** in sheep's clothing... Fucking up all
I do.
The Misheard Lyric: Like a ***** in sheep's clothing... Barking apple
of doom.

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 07:54 pm / quote |

		
		

				FearOfTheDuck
		
		:The Song: Electric Funeral
The Band: Black Sabbath
The Original Lyric: Turns people into clay, radiation minds decay
the Misheard Lyric: Turns people into clay, radiation mighty gay!

Cavalera Conspiracy did a cover, and it sounds like they're saying it
too!

POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 08:10 pm / quote |

		
		

				gatechballer
		
		:Chozodragon wrote:

darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy

Well Jimi used to say this on stage pointing to his bass player. It's
not really a misheard, at least not for some live versions.

haha but he did that as a joke because of the many people that
actually thought it was "kiss that guy"POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 08:13 pm /
quote |

		
		

				SorgFamily
		
		:Zeppelin Addict wrote:

manfred mann? 'blinded by the light' is THE song for this... 

how many people have heard 'revved up like a douche' when its actually
'revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.'

My friend and I swore that that was the lyric.  A lady we worked with
set us straight.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 08:17 pm / quote |

		
		

				theotherguy7145
		
		:Karleth666 wrote:

If you listen to 'Can I Play With Madness' on Maiden's Death on the
Road DVD, it sounds like they say 'Can I Play With Agnes' HAHA

THAT is exactly what I was thinking when I read that one! It's like
Bruce doesn't even attempt to pronounce the 'm' in madness! 
Killer version of the song though. Probs one of my fave Maiden
albums..POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 08:19 pm / quote |

		
		

				ShakeMe90
		
		:Had a friend who thought this:

The Song: One
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard Lyric(s): Tied to machines that make me pee


When i first heard this on the radio i got this:

The Song: Symphony of Destruction
The Band: Megadeth
The Original Lyric: You try to take it's pulse
The Misheard Lyric(s): You try to take his ballsPOSTED: 12/08/2010 -
08:21 pm / quote |

		
		

				Set-Abominae
		
		:That part in 'And Then There Was Silence" by Blind Guardian where
it goes, "I am the lion, you're lamb" or whatever, doesn't sound right
at all. I'm like 97% certain he sings "I am the woman, you're the
man."POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 08:46 pm / quote |

		
		

				eifersucht12a
		
		:I have literally never thought any of things.POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
09:09 pm / quote |

		
		

				DarKnarf
		
		:Walk this way - Aerosmith
"Walk this way! Walk this Way! Just gimme a kiss!"
"WALT DISNEY! WALT DISNEY! JUST GIMME A FIST!"POSTED: 12/08/2010 -
09:20 pm / quote |

		
		

				JessyB96
		
		:my little brother i shit u not in stairway to heaven instead of
spring clean for the may queen he swore it was sprinkly for the
bakeryPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 09:38 pm / quote |

		
		

				queenslander47
		
		:superunknown4 wrote:

I lol'd hard at Enter Sandman.

hahaha same. And a baked pieeee yeah! lololol

doive wrote:

For a while i genuinely thought metallica - fuel, was an educational
song for primary school kids

"Fuel, Fuel it burns, Fuel is burnt in engines, and we calll it
gasoline"


hahahahahahahahaPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:09 pm / quote |

		
		

				queenslander47
		
		:Actually now that I think of it, my Dad was convinced that the
lyrics to "Apologize - One Republic" wasn't "Its too late to
apologize" but instead "Its too late to call a giant." 

He got pretty upset when I told him he was an idiot.POSTED: 12/08/2010
- 10:11 pm / quote |

		
		

				IBZIC400
		
		:GuitarBassVoice wrote:

The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza


deffinetly the best one.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:13 pm / quote |

		
		

				DustyEggNog
		
		:dethskar0 wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaCOxL3U64A

This is better than all of them.

This. A thousand times this. Oh my goodness that was hilarious! This
is what ALL grindcore sounds like to my non-metalic mind. POSTED:
12/08/2010 - 10:14 pm / quote |

		
		

				Bored_Stiff
		
		:The Song: like callisto to a star in heaven
The Band: Trivium
The Original Lyric: "HATE NOT"
The Misheard Lyric(s): "EAT NUTS"

Can't hear anything else :\POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:22 pm / quote |

		
		

				ajaxender12
		
		:Years ago my friend had a couple we found rather entertaining:

Song - Wait and Bleed
Band - Slipknot
Original - 'Inside my shell I wait and bleed'
Misheard - 'Inside Michelle I wait and bleed'

Song - Breaking the Habit
Band - Linkin Park
Original - 'I don't want to be the one the battles always choose'
Misheard - 'I don't want to be the one to battle all these Jews'
POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				hisdoodnessness
		
		:GuitarBassVoice wrote:

The Song: Fuel
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I
desire
The Misheard Lyric: Gimme Fue, Gimme Fai, Gimme Dabajabaza

+1POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:32 pm / quote |

		
		

				ZakkyChan
		
		:hildesaw wrote:
Song: My Wicked Heart
Band: Diana Vickers
Original Lyric: Oh my wicked heart...
Misheard Line: Under the Bridge downtown...


Oh no you di'int!POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 10:49 pm / quote |

		
		

				jonathan666666
		
		:my favorite is creedence clearwater revival Bad moon Risin'
there's a bad moon on the rise
theres a bathroom on the rightPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:04 pm / quote |

		
		

				Eifler121
		
		:What about any Pearl Jam song?POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:08 pm / quote
|

		
		

				geetaraddict
		
		:this one had me confuses for the longest time til i figured it
out.

Song - Highway to Hell
Band - AC-DC
Original - 'It ain't easy, livin' free'
Misheard - 'evan-eezan, eaven's bee'POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:30 pm /
quote |

		
		

				Blackstep
		
		:Land mine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Taken my HAIRY ASSSSSPOSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:42 pm / quote |

		
		

				rhcpjhlz
		
		:First Time I heard can I play with madness, I coulda sworn it was
saying, 'can i play with my nads.'POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:43 pm /
quote |

		
		

				ippystratman
		
		:this is hilarious but so pointless. it reminded though of a dude i
saw on youtube who does interpretations of screamo songs and comes up
with the most ridiculous substitute lyrics.POSTED: 12/08/2010 - 11:45
pm / quote |

		
		

				Mad-Season
		
		:I don't see how Iron Maiden and Aerosmith can be misheard since the
lyrics are the song titles. 

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion

Original - "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spot, light..."

"Let's pee in the corner,
Let's pee in the spot, light,
Losing my religion..."POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 12:02 am / quote |

		
		

				l.a.ibanez123
		
		:die die my darling metallica cover i thought he said dont fry
tomatoes babyPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 12:16 am / quote |

		
		

				Prince603
		
		:Artist: Lamb of God
Song: Fake Messiah
Original: fake Messiah!
Misheard: Fake Vagina!!POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 12:33 am / quote |

		
		

				m0o
		
		:Seriously who would mess up these lyrics? sure ive had mixups but
not stupid ones like these

And iron maiden's Can i play with madness?? WHO WOULD MESS THAT UP?!!?
ITS THE FREAKIN NAME OF THE SONG.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 01:12 am / quote
|

		
		

				glowinghamster4
		
		:seriously? how is purple haze not on here? how?POSTED: 12/09/2010 -
01:22 am / quote |

		
		

				rkk94
		
		:darkwolf291 wrote:

What about Jimi's misheard?

Song: Purple Haze

woah are you serious? ive been singing it wrong this whole time!
Artist: The Jimi Hendrix Experience 
Actual Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric: 'scuse me while I kiss this guyPOSTED: 12/09/2010 -
01:34 am / quote |

		
		

				jimishred
		
		:some of these mishaps,i just go what?

yeah i get the purpule haze thing but others,what are some people
smoking?

Listen people!POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 01:48 am / quote |

		
		

				smalRaptor
		
		:Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche!!POSTED: 12/09/2010
- 02:03 am / quote |

		
		

				shaofu0424
		
		: the thought of mick jagger singing "hey, you, get off of my clown"
still makes me giggle... after all these years... i wish woody allen
woulda picked that one up, but mike myers still has time... POSTED:
12/09/2010 - 02:11 am / quote |

		
		

				Haustinj
		
		:how can people **** up these lyrics???  they are common
sense.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 02:30 am / quote |

		
		

				Aryan Death Man
		
		:Song: Headcrusher
Band: Megadeth
Original Lyric: Death Of The Headcrusher
Misheard Line: Dear father,Headcrusher
POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 02:41 am / quote |

		
		

				ksm271
		
		:Artist: Ill NINO
Song: How Can I Live
Original: All That Lies in me, All that Dies In me
Misheard: All The Rice and Beans, All the rice and beans..POSTED:
12/09/2010 - 02:44 am / quote |

		
		

				ncr1119
		
		:smalRaptor wrote:

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche!!

+1POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 02:46 am / quote |

		
		

				ravenfang
		
		:cant say i ever got the lyrics confused with these ones.  surprised
Hendrix isn't on herePOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 03:33 am / quote |

		
		

				Duffaslipknot96
		
		:Artist: Slipknot
Song: Get This
Actual: Get This Or Die! (the part where he repeats it 26 times)
Misheard: Give This A Try! (many more misheard, I've just forgotten
them)POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 03:49 am / quote |

		
		

				 jimmy_neutron   m  
		
		:checkedPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 03:52 am / quote |

		
		

				gunners85
		
		:i think you made some of these upPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 04:31 am /
quote |

		
		

				OXL
		
		:Hey Johnny Depp (Angel of Death):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRk9ugM_tDYPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 04:51
am / quote |

		
		

				Duffaslipknot96
		
		:Artist: Lamb Of God
Song: Redneck
Actual: But I ain't one to call names
Misheard: But I ain't one to hold hands
OR
But I ain't one to throw hands
AND
Actual: This is a mother****ing invitation!
Misheard: This is a mother****ing infiltration!POSTED: 12/09/2010 -
05:08 am / quote |

		
		

				Duffaslipknot96
		
		:SEbI666 wrote:

Cmon the given ones are boring..
never herad of the fishmaster? from nightwish? that was gut. or the
liberate myy bananas one of slipknots liberate....
HAHAHHA i dont know if its Liberate or a different one but it sounds
like DAMN IT MAN I KNEW IT WAS A MUSTANG! (DAMN IT MAN I KNEW IT WAS A
MISTAKE!)POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 05:20 am / quote |

		
		

				dirtyvirty
		
		:Song:Tiny Dancer
Artist:Elton John
Original Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny Dancer
Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
Misheard by: My Stupid CousinPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 05:49 am / quote |

		
		

				falcfalc
		
		:My brothers and I have always heard "Keep your free throws in"
instead of "Keep you free from sin" in Enter Sandman, haha.POSTED:
12/09/2010 - 05:59 am / quote |

		
		

				Daviec
		
		:Friend thought about GaGa's Poker Face...

Original: can't read my, can't read my
His:  Kill me blind, kill me blind.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 06:33 am /
quote |

		
		

				DifferentWorld
		
		:There's a whole comedy sketch about 'Blinded by the Light'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEcPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 06:43
am / quote |

		
		

				dial-a-death
		
		:couple of my own that I sing instead (I know the actual lyrics but
it's funnier this way):

Bomber- Motorhead
IT'S OBAMA! IT'S OBAMA!

Crazy Train- Ozzy
Original: "Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame? Going
off the rails..."
Sung: "Mental wounds not healing, Pokemon's to blame! Going off the
rails on a crazy train"POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 06:45 am / quote |

		
		

				Cyngus
		
		:why doesn't this list have Megadeth a lot of the time Mustaine was
to screwed up to sing properlyPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 07:08 am / quote |

		
		

				Chevymeister
		
		:acdc - dirty deeds and they're done with sheep!

POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 07:15 am / quote |

		
		

				Agent_Shagwell
		
		:Scar Symmetry - Quantumleaper

Actual: Choose where I can go. 
Mishead: Jews where I can't go.

The backing singer makes it sound like Jews.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 07:38
am / quote |

		
		

				Dave Frenzy
		
		:sherry07 wrote:

gimme gimme gimme FRIED CHICKEN!!!

thats the actualy lyric...

there is a whole story behind it but basicly he realised the band was
big enough to getr away with saying that... and they did lolPOSTED:
12/09/2010 - 07:43 am / quote |

		
		

				Sandy_jr
		
		:Def Leopard - Pour some sugar on me

Joe Elliot's singing about a red I-phone, or perhaps I misheard the
lyrics on that one?POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 07:46 am / quote |

		
		

				shwilly
		
		:Slayer!!!

ANGEL OF DEATH: HEY JOHNNY DEPP!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPXZfQHnOVIPOSTED: 12/09/2010 - 07:51
am / quote |

		
		

				jpob
		
		:What about smells like teen spirit with the "How low"/"Hello". I
usually just hum it.

OR

Song: One
Band: Metallica
Original: "Landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my
hearing"
Misheard: "Landmine has taken my sight, taken my space, taken my
hearing" or 
"Landmine has taken my shoe, taken my tee, taken my ear rings. Taken
my cars, taken eggs, taken my dogs, left my life in hell"

and i always screw up little things like if-of-for-onPOSTED:
12/09/2010 - 07:55 am / quote |

		
		

				ChildofBelial
		
		:Gyoung1991 wrote:

The Song: Frantic
The Band: Metallica
The Original Lyric: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
The Misheard Lyric: TABLE TABLE DICK TIT

The Song: The Best of you
The Band: The Foo fighters
The Original Lyric: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE
BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST 
The Misheard Lyric: THE BREAST THE TEST THE BASS LOOK FAST DAT ASS THE
VEST THE CREST     BASKET BASKET BASKET BASKET

I laughed hard.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 08:43 am / quote |

		
		

				451F
		
		:BARGAINS!
IMPRISONING ME!
ALL THAT I SEE!
ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
WHAT A GREAT DEAL!
WHAT A GREAT FIND!
LOOK AT THESE JEANS!
DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HEEEEELLLLL!!!!!POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 10:12 am /
quote |

		
		

				CoolMcAwesome
		
		:Band: Offspring
Song: Keep em separated
Actual Lyric: Hey, man you disrespecting me? Take em out!
Misheard: Hey, man disrespecting me? Drink your milk.

I cannot hear this song any other way!! lol
POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 10:27 am / quote |

		
		

				Harry_66
		
		:^^^^^GENIUS^^^^^

Firebreather01 :
Song: Time Is Running Out
Band: Muse
Actual lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation.
Misheard lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped, since ovulation.

I can´t believe it doesn´t actually says that...POSTED: 12/09/2010 -
11:03 am / quote |

		
		

				SkylitGavin
		
		:Me and my friends were listening to Stand By Me and we all misheard
this same line.

Original line - And the moon is the only light you see
Misheard line - And the moon is the only flying p***yPOSTED:
12/09/2010 - 11:20 am / quote |

		
		

				RUSTDOGG666
		
		:Band: Slipknot
Song: Eyeless
Original Lyric: It's all in your head, It's all in my head, It's all
in your head. Yeah. Look me in my brand new eye.
Misheard Lyric: Is Zoe in your hay? Is Zoe in my hay? Is Zoe in your
hay? Yeah. Do me in the butt now, AYE!

Band: Slipknot
Song: Psychosocial
Original Lyric: And the rain will kill us all. We throw ourselves
against the wall. But no one else can see.
Misheard Lyric: And Lorraine will kill us all. We blow ourselves
against the wall. So no one else can see.POSTED: 12/09/2010 - 11:45 am
/ quote |

		
		

				vaton9
		
		:All the nirvana songs are missing here lol diarrea! diarrea! or
here we are now entertanors.POSTED: 12/12/2010 - 11:09 pm / quote |

		
		

				Unholy Crusada
		
		:Band: Dream Theater
Song: Voices

Original: Thought Disorder, Drain Control...
Misheard: F*** this *****, Drink a Troll...POSTED: 12/14/2010 - 12:50
pm / quote |

		
		

				Unholy Crusada
		
		:Band: Dream Theater
Song: Voices

Original: Thought Disorder, Drain Control...
Misheard: F*** this wh*re, Drink a Troll...


That's much better now.POSTED: 12/14/2010 - 12:51 pm / quote |

		
		

				iCarebear
		
		:Band: Eric Clapton
Song: Layla

Original: Layla
Misheard: Gay lovePOSTED: 12/14/2010 - 03:01 pm / quote |

		
		

				krakkrox
		
		:in Led Zeppelin's Whole lotta Love, a friend of mine thought it
was
'You need cool aid, baby Im not foolin,'

Its supposed to be:'You need coolin...'
Some dumbass i know thought metallica 'Sad but True(aaa)!'
(eponymous chorus) was 'sep-ul-utur-aaaaa' lol
And one more is that i thought anthrax's 'among the living' said "I'm
the walkin doomed, I can see all world' funny thing is it actually is
"im the walkin dude". dude(big L?)a strange choice of wordsPOSTED:
12/15/2010 - 02:52 am / quote |

		
		
	




	
		

		
			
			

		
			
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