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        Derby #124: Naughty and Nice
    


            
            
                
                    
                    
                        

    
        
    
    Derby #124: Naughty and Nice
    
Hey, this Derby's over. When you're finished reliving past glories,
check out what's going on in the Derby right now. It's probably even
cooler. Or at least newer.

    Cute creatures doing horrible things. Horrible creatures being
cute. Pick one of those and run with it. Show us the most adorable
ebola virus or medieval executioner we've ever seen. Let us in on the
dark secrets of a fuzzy little bunny or a pink frosted cupcake.
Illustrate the duality of naughty and nice in a yin-yang union of
horrifying cuteness.
We're not really looking for Christmas-themed designs. We want shirts
people can wear any time of the year. Think of a t-shirt with this
theme that you'd like to get for Christmas, not necessarily one you'd
wear on Christmas.
No text.
No video-game references.

    
        
            
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            Winning the Race
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            Oops I missed, let me try again :D (v2)
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            Goldfish of Doom!
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            In addition to your radishes, I will take this
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            Gorgon Love
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            Sunshine and Happiness
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            outside the lines
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            Oh hai there, I can haz ur planet?
        
    





            
                
    
	    
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            The Veggie Gang: High in Vitamins, Low in Morals
        
    





            
    
    
    
            
    
	    
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            I'm a git you!!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I Love You Too, Chubby Demon
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Who's Cute Now???
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I Love Children
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Destructive Frolic
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            THE T.B. BATTLE-AXE MASSACRE
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            BADZILLA
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Don't give me that look!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Search for a Brain Hits a Snag
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Wicked Oni
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Beware of Door Nine
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I'm a git you!! RESUB
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            They're Magically Delicious!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Roar!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Mr. Fox goes vegetarian
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            i r am sorry...
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Butcher
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Hugs and Stitches!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Monster Tea Party
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            What Bird?
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I hate when this happens (re-sub)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Naughty and Nice
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Fishy Thoughts
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Evidence
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Cute Owl Seeks Prey
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            "get off the rock" V2
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Finchievous
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            You Shouldn't Have!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            ARR you need is love
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I hate when this happens
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            They're Magically Delicious! (Version 2)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            What the Hail
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Adorable acne
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Not this time!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Deadly Gift
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Split Personality
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Hungry, hungry Fawn-O!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Drunken Domino Brawl.
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            His Only Friend
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Monster Love II
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Check one. Resub.
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Evil Jellyfish From the Sea Want Your Love
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Little Monster Love
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Bamboo's Revenge RESUB
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            For you!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Balloon Monster
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Cute is in the Bark of the Beholder
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Revenge of the Dough
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            scary good... at street hockey
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Tug of War
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Nice to Naughty
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I aint afraaAHHHHH!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Monster Tea Party (Grass Green)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Lady Killer
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Drunk Teddy
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Nice No More
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Innocent Thoughts
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Casual Friday The 13th
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Bird in Mouth, Worth Two in Bush!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Amoebunnies
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Ares Bringing Peace
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Chivalry  Is Undead
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            MONSTER crush
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Suck on the Love Gun!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Bad Dog!!! (resub)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Monster Tea Party (on Navy)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Bad Dog!!!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Mean Frog
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Veggie Voodoo
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Road Rage
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Don't Fear the Reaper-He's quite nice!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            RooRoo Makes A Martini
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Fear Crib
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Happiness is a Happy Gun
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Taste This! V2
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            With heads like these who needs luck? (RESUB)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Blimps Ahoy!!(resub-w/out text)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Proud Puppy v2.0
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Apple was a Willing Accomplice
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Happiness is a Happy Gun - V2
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            El Chupacabra: Revenge or Reprisal?
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Princess Gone Bad
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Mother knows best
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            When you're away... 
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Another Ying Yang 
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            ...and squeeze her, and I will call her George
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            not so nice teddy bear
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I Think You Knew My Father
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Emo Loves You
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Oompa - Loompa - Doompitee - Dee
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            The Price of Honey
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Angel of Death
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            "Stuff" Happens . . .
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            None For Me, Thanks
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Proud Puppy
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Kitty Likes Chickin
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Taste This! (on yellow tee)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +15
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Two's Company...
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +14
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Man's Best Friend?
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Taste This!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +11
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Kitty Likes Chickin - Resub
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +11
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Who's Stuffed Now?
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +10
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            This is a train wreck (waiting to happen)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +10
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Why Lennie Why
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Elderly Bliss
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Dolly Doom
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +9
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Zombie Kids Lemonade
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Multi-colored lobster in pouch of kangaroo
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +8
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Gettin' Along
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            A Chinchilla Wearing Chinchilla???!!!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +7
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            The awful reality of the Bunny/Carrot relationship
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +6
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            The cheese stands alone (resub)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +6
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Wasted Pastels
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            I'll Love You... Forever
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +6
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Forever friends...
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Whose really  Yin and whose really Yang?
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            Nice to Naughty 2
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +5
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            He hangs 10, I hang 1 more
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            guilty fawnscious
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +5
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            I do other things, too...
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +5
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Lean, Green, Killing Machine
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +5
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Duckling At The Theme Park
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +4
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Are those Sea Sponges Naughty... or Just Misplaced
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +3
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Now who's bein' Eaten!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +2
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Everybody Has A Dream
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +2
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Shhhhh...out!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +126
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            NAUGHTY AMOEBAS
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +31
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Ghost Pornography
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +81
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            You Can't Get Those Things Wet!
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +33
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Care Bears Gone WIld
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +0
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            A flower for a naughty friend
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +84
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Check one.
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +6
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            The awful reality of the Bunny/Carrot relationship
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +51
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            lunchbreak at the school for tyrants
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +114
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            defeating the death bubble
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +2
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Team Esther
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +44
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Silly Old Bear...
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +9
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Give your Dog A Bone! (Resub)
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +3
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Bunny Luv Chicken
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +7
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Revenge
        
    





        
            
    
	    
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            +9
        
        
            
                
                
            
        
        
            
            Oh hai there, I can haz ur freedum?
        
    





        
    

    
    
        
    

                    
                    
                        
    
        
	
    
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